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      <image:caption>Oh yeah, its gonna be Emma Stone. Everyone will be too busy drooling to notice.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Gonna be a long day at the combination dogfood/glue factory</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is the only franchise I want associated with Breaking Bad</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yeah, he basically does the same stuff these guys do.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just look at this fuckin' guy.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Like when Pacino lost Best Actor for The Godfather and Dog Day Afternoon, only to win for THIS....</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Better than Gangs of New York, Adaptation, and The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, apparently.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Truly, one of the great entertainers of our age.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And to think, Katy Perry hasn't even taken ONE home. Google it if you don't believe me.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Carpool Karaoke - it's like "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee" but even more retarded.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Pictured: Lady Gaga invoking the power of the Dark Lord.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And there would be a hilarious caption for this photo.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Early signs that evil was in the air.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You're watching the "AT&amp;T Trip to the Fridge for a Beer," stay tuned for the "Toyota Trip to the Bathroom to Take a Piss"</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Pictured: the death throes of a dream.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Guess which end of the spectrum this falls on.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, not all if them I guess...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Above: Hopefully Ed Harris on the phone with the It's Always Sunny guys negotiating his casting as a McPoyle.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The progression of me realizing how retarded I was for not seeing this sooner.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This pretty much says it all.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm seriously getting tired of this shit.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Not the only probing going on in maintenance...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Well, more lousy anyway.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - 7 Idiotic Horror Movie Reboots Coming in 2017</image:title>
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      <image:title>Blog - 7 Idiotic Horror Movie Reboots Coming in 2017</image:title>
      <image:caption>"I'm Chucky, wanna play? Again?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Blog - 7 Idiotic Horror Movie Reboots Coming in 2017</image:title>
      <image:caption>Public domain has its downsides.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He looks as confused by this as everyone else.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>God Dammit.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm sure Charles Dance is thrilled.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If anyone could do it, its this guy.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.constructivecriticismblog.com/blog/mirror-mirror-on-the-tv/2016/10/27</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-10-29</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57927578440243c55ce17059/1477611002319-7HPNJ7XHW6Q4MNGB4TIR/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Blog - Mirror, Mirror, on the TV</image:title>
      <image:caption>Lest we forget, they're the company that allowed THIS to happen...</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.constructivecriticismblog.com/blog/my-personal-horror-film-festival-part-three-the-reckoning/2016/10/16</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-10-23</lastmod>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.constructivecriticismblog.com/blog/shin-godzilla-or-how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-love-the-atomic-monster/2016/10/21</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-10-21</lastmod>
    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Blog - Shin Godzilla, Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying &amp; Love The Atomic Monster</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ironically, the U.S. Military in this film basically cause Tokyo to be firebombed yet again by Godzilla.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57927578440243c55ce17059/1477080815315-RMF34O65VKCQ7INI8BBF/image-asset.gif</image:loc>
      <image:title>Blog - Shin Godzilla, Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying &amp; Love The Atomic Monster</image:title>
      <image:caption>For instance, this happened.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Blog - Shin Godzilla, Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying &amp; Love The Atomic Monster</image:title>
      <image:caption>Holy Fuck.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.constructivecriticismblog.com/blog/the-2016-presidential-debates-round-3-may-god-have-mercy-on-our-souls/2016/10/20</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-10-20</lastmod>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.constructivecriticismblog.com/blog/westworld-3-weeks-in/2016/10/19</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-10-20</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57927578440243c55ce17059/1476929859214-LZOLFNBXY54COINU8LE8/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Blog - Westworld: 3 Weeks In</image:title>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57927578440243c55ce17059/1476928112941-GS12YYX46UEPWONPFNYN/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Blog - Westworld: 3 Weeks In</image:title>
      <image:caption>But not as fast as their lady boners.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57927578440243c55ce17059/1476929770918-VYO7G7EBKXQ0DMBHAK5A/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Blog - Westworld: 3 Weeks In</image:title>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57927578440243c55ce17059/1476928567800-LHOF2Z29RZDZYV9XCVSW/image-asset.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Blog - Westworld: 3 Weeks In</image:title>
      <image:caption>Well, that and other things...</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Blog - Westworld: 3 Weeks In</image:title>
      <image:caption>Gonna go Hannibal on his ass.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.constructivecriticismblog.com/blog/my-personal-horror-film-festival-part-two-the-quickening/2016/10/12</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-10-16</lastmod>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.constructivecriticismblog.com/blog/how-many-roads-must-a-man-walk-down-before-you-can-call-him-a-nobel-laureate/2016/10/13</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-10-14</lastmod>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.constructivecriticismblog.com/blog/my-personal-horror-film-festival-part-one-the-beginning/2016/10/10</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-10-11</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57927578440243c55ce17059/1476129748881-U03DLON4H7PQCYSP8BHT/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Blog - My Personal Horror Film Festival, Part One: The Beginning</image:title>
      <image:caption>I THINK this is a joke, but the thing is, I'm honestly not sure.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.constructivecriticismblog.com/blog/the-2016-presidential-debates-round-2-grab-them-by-the-pussy/2016/10/9</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-10-11</lastmod>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.constructivecriticismblog.com/blog/snowed-in-or-when-did-oliver-stone-lose-his-mind/2016/10/1</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-10-01</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Blog - Snowed In: Or, When Did Oliver Stone Lose His Mind?</image:title>
      <image:caption>They look as confused as I was.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Blog - Snowed In: Or, When Did Oliver Stone Lose His Mind?</image:title>
      <image:caption>Can't you feel the chemistry?</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.constructivecriticismblog.com/blog/the-2016-presidential-debates-round-1/2016/9/26</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-09-27</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57927578440243c55ce17059/1475004357015-M8RZFKS9KTE2MSQU0ZYY/trump-orange.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Blog - The 2016 Presidential Debates: Round 1</image:title>
      <image:caption>A sunburned toad.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57927578440243c55ce17059/1475004315067-DFBXMTIC7GUZ1YUZLNB5/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Blog - The 2016 Presidential Debates: Round 1</image:title>
      <image:caption>Behold, our true ruler.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.constructivecriticismblog.com/blog/the-witch-is-back/2016/9/20</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-09-21</lastmod>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.constructivecriticismblog.com/blog/the-case-of-jonbenet-ramsey/2016/9/19</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-09-20</lastmod>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.constructivecriticismblog.com/blog/this-weeks-best-toys-monster-girls/2016/9/16</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-09-17</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57927578440243c55ce17059/1474061429946-C6PL0M3ZQJW4NIJ9ZTNG/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Blog - This Weeks Best(?) Toys!: Monstrously High?</image:title>
      <image:caption>Is it more or less disturbing that it says "Daughter of Frankenstein" and not "Daughter of Frankenstein's Monster"?</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57927578440243c55ce17059/1474062153482-QYRQLEHO5QJOVEU1PGFR/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Blog - This Weeks Best(?) Toys!: Monstrously High?</image:title>
      <image:caption>I know, its hard to believe they'r on clearance.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57927578440243c55ce17059/1474060805314-99PTQX3AOCMRX092AGO8/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Blog - This Weeks Best(?) Toys!: Monstrously High?</image:title>
      <image:caption>Gahh!!</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57927578440243c55ce17059/1474062614667-D9C1FE62DJEP9PDG4238/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Blog - This Weeks Best(?) Toys!: Monstrously High?</image:title>
      <image:caption>Why yes I'd be happy to sell you my soul for sexual relations. Why do you ask?</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57927578440243c55ce17059/1474060765398-0EZC9ZT34SWWYLEBBZ2K/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Blog - This Weeks Best(?) Toys!: Monstrously High?</image:title>
      <image:caption>Jesus CHRIST</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.constructivecriticismblog.com/blog/theres-something-about-emmy/2016/9/13</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-09-15</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57927578440243c55ce17059/1473807266290-IWWA9O98DVERPI1Y6UJB/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Blog - There's Something About Emmy</image:title>
      <image:caption>Even if every other nominee had been black, the inclusion of James Corden would STILL have made it the whitest category.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.constructivecriticismblog.com/blog/late-to-the-party-stranger-things-doesalmost-everything-right/2016/9/15</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-09-15</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57927578440243c55ce17059/1473964574686-8UYJZOORZQJXWF7LC217/image-asset.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Blog - Late To The Party: Stranger Things Does(Almost) Everything Right</image:title>
      <image:caption>....Painfully Clear.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57927578440243c55ce17059/1473964747738-96TH5PU66T4Q7WR5A08K/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Blog - Late To The Party: Stranger Things Does(Almost) Everything Right</image:title>
      <image:caption>And unlike some suggestions, he doesn't look 10 years too old for the part (*cough*Aaron Paul)</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57927578440243c55ce17059/1473964680328-7MDRLG2S7O6HYKARO3FN/image-asset.gif</image:loc>
      <image:title>Blog - Late To The Party: Stranger Things Does(Almost) Everything Right</image:title>
      <image:caption>This. This is how I mean that.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Blog - Late To The Party: Stranger Things Does(Almost) Everything Right</image:title>
      <image:caption>Why can't we live in a world where the episode count is 11</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57927578440243c55ce17059/1473964550922-SGZXMRCRWL4NHKHL4N3F/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Blog - Late To The Party: Stranger Things Does(Almost) Everything Right</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://www.constructivecriticismblog.com/blog/walkin-pneumonia-and-the-boogie-woogie-flu/2016/9/13</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-09-13</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57927578440243c55ce17059/1473783450278-SQ61ZBCWQTXTE2GLIB48/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Blog - Walkin' Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Flu</image:title>
      <image:caption>Hint: She's only surpassed by this guy</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.constructivecriticismblog.com/blog/legends-of-the-fall/2016/9/12</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-09-13</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57927578440243c55ce17059/1473702427146-GJOFH46ZD5S6GSBUHWAP/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Blog - Legends (?) of the Fall</image:title>
      <image:caption>Pictured: Kevin James slipping into madness</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.constructivecriticismblog.com/blog/this-week-best-toys-starwars/9/9/16</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-09-10</lastmod>
    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Blog - This Weeks Best(?) Toys! STAR WARS Edition!</image:title>
      <image:caption>.....DAMN.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57927578440243c55ce17059/1473448062577-6VT42Z6R3WK7ZF49MWAS/20160818_162206-1.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Blog - This Weeks Best(?) Toys! STAR WARS Edition!</image:title>
      <image:caption>"THAT? What IS that? WHAT is that?? What is THAT??"</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57927578440243c55ce17059/1473457217318-KFE8I8EQIQWBDKWFTZJ5/20160812_131255.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Blog - This Weeks Best(?) Toys! STAR WARS Edition!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Good job "Goss Toowers" you made it.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57927578440243c55ce17059/1473448334642-LPVGYKKX4XVJHQ04RQIG/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Blog - This Weeks Best(?) Toys! STAR WARS Edition!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Wow. Yeah, that's actually worse.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57927578440243c55ce17059/1473466674558-BF9YQ0BLTYH3BD0JB6HP/blade.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Blog - This Weeks Best(?) Toys! STAR WARS Edition!</image:title>
      <image:caption>What is this shit?</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57927578440243c55ce17059/1473457601410-6UHD9SAB83I2RALTE9RF/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Blog - This Weeks Best(?) Toys! STAR WARS Edition!</image:title>
      <image:caption>"Look into my eyes so that I may feast upon your very soul"</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57927578440243c55ce17059/1473448278067-651NIJM6EWYPAXG1M9ER/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Blog - This Weeks Best(?) Toys! STAR WARS Edition!</image:title>
      <image:caption>This HAS to be the most insane design ever.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57927578440243c55ce17059/1473466779373-U0KGDCS8MZIWQ0OZLJZO/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Blog - This Weeks Best(?) Toys! STAR WARS Edition!</image:title>
      <image:caption>He's totally naked under that thing, building up the courage to flash some Ewoks.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57927578440243c55ce17059/1473448162909-14JYNFC2JZSV743CD2E2/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Blog - This Weeks Best(?) Toys! STAR WARS Edition!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Why? Seriously, what goal could this possibly be trying to achieve?</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.constructivecriticismblog.com/blog/the-day-after-the-night-of/2016/8/29</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-08-30</lastmod>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.constructivecriticismblog.com/blog/worried-about-the-rose-potential-problems-with-the-dark-tower-movie/2016/8/17</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-08-19</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57927578440243c55ce17059/1471470663035-L0B621GJ0T66QXTYBM81/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Blog - Worried About The Rose: Potential Problems With The Dark Tower Movie</image:title>
      <image:caption>Maybe he dropped it when he picked up the Horn of Eld.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57927578440243c55ce17059/1471470361378-VAUK4SSWSEKA6C2L2TFL/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Blog - Worried About The Rose: Potential Problems With The Dark Tower Movie</image:title>
      <image:caption>"The Man in Black fled across the desert, and The Gunslinger waddled."</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57927578440243c55ce17059/1471471586644-539JTV5YYRHE7E0ALEZ7/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Blog - Worried About The Rose: Potential Problems With The Dark Tower Movie</image:title>
      <image:caption>Which is saying something, because before Ron Howard stepped down as Director I was even afraid of THIS</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.constructivecriticismblog.com/blog/her-name-is-rio-and-she-wrestlesswimsplays-volleyball-etc-in-the-sand/2016/8/17</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-08-17</lastmod>
    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Blog - Her Name is Rio and She [Wrestles/Swims/Plays Volleyball, etc.] In the Sand</image:title>
      <image:caption>It's kind of like "Cool Runnings", but less irie, mon</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57927578440243c55ce17059/1471448808064-4OSC8VCE7GN1KL0C7MFL/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Blog - Her Name is Rio and She [Wrestles/Swims/Plays Volleyball, etc.] In the Sand</image:title>
      <image:caption>After the world came together over their fascination with the flag bearer for Tonga</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://www.constructivecriticismblog.com/blog/60-days-in-season-1-summary/2016/8/15</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-08-17</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57927578440243c55ce17059/1471315368018-EE0FX4G90EGIYFVOV9WZ/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Blog - 60 Days In - Season 1 Summary</image:title>
      <image:caption>This fucking guy....</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
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    <loc>http://www.constructivecriticismblog.com/blog/book-review-the-making-of-donald-trump-by-david-cay-johnston/2016/8/15</loc>
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      <image:caption>Which is why I can afford such a nice setup                               Photo: Powel Kadysz</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I paid real money for this and I'm an ADULT                       (c)Nicholas McCown</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Moments like this make up for a lot                                                    source</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>HOW are those people not dead                                                                                     source</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I'm sure Sara wouldn't mind if Stargirl sat in her lap                                               source</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Too many crooks....                                                                                                          source</image:caption>
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